"hello webmaster can u assasinate my friend for beating me on ISO he lives at the abandoned building near the alleyway"
You're not slick in the slightest, Anon. Get better jokes. We DO NOT even live there.
"dear GH1988....my friend said you're kinda cute .... why do you always hang out with the guy who looks like jesus in the alleyway he's a nutcase LOL"
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY. I AM TAKEN. HE'S NOT A NUTCASE. HE'S SMARTER THAN YOU.
"do u have chidorita's number dood....? x3 i wanna talk to heerrrr"
GO AWAY.
"This is Mitsuru Kirijo, requesting on behalf of the Kirijo group. If you do not cease your online activities immediately, we will forced to involve law enforcement, and especially so considering your recent... harassment of our associates. "
Try and find me, seriously.